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This is a 2 hour class suitable for all levels. This class is the whole experience of the Flying Trapeze. This is an art, and you can't buy it. You have to earn it, and you can only sell it. If this is your first time, this class will push you and make you re-evaluate your life. Why else would people run away with the circus? The Coach is an old grumpy man, so don't be late. His wife might own the school, the house, the land, the lake, the rig...frankly, him, you don't. He's the Skipper and he runs a tight ship. 15 minutes early is on time. You signed up for this. No refunds if you chicken out. You want to fly? You better bring something comfortable to wear. Think Yoga or ballet, but the only thing you really need to bring is trust. Trust yourself and trust your coaches, and you'll be flying in no time. If you're a dude reading this, think under-armer or whatever you used to wear under your wrestling singlet. When you're here, you mind your manners. If you're going to be a part of this family, you're going to earn it with kindness and respect. If you want more after your first visit, talk to Skipper. His wife lets him think he's in charge. He'll walk you through membership. It's worth every penny, but you gotta want it. You dreamt it. Now live it. Welcome to the circus. Clearly you're not the brightest bulb in the shed. But, when all the others burn out, and you're the only one shining, you're all that matters, because you're all anyone will see. Don't be late.